Another Round of OJ

Just when we thought all the juice had been sqeezed out of this old orange, he comes back for another round! Amazing. Now that's what I call a comeback.

I suppose there is a certain name OJ Simpson has created for himself in the past that he needs to live up to. He was one of the biggest football players in his time, so great, he was chosen to light that famed Olympic torch here in Los Angeles.

So he thought to himself, gosh, I've been chosen for such a great honor, what next? Aha! Get awfully jealous, "kill" my wife and create what is called the trial of the CENTURY. Do you understand how many years are in a century? Well, according to my health book, the current average life span of a person is about 77.something years. There are 100 years in a century. He was the epicenter of a trial that was so grand, that it outlived the average person! What a way to end the century huh?

When the publicity of him died down and we moved on to the next century, here he comes again. First with the notorious book If I Did It which was highly publicized, published (but not yet released), had a deal with FOX to make it a special and then got it all taken away, then partially given back (only the book deal distribution through Barnes & Noble).

Wow what a ride he is taking us on. And what was in the news just yesterday? Armed robbery and kidnapping charges (among others)? OJ, I give you the award for creepiest guy with the sleaziest publicist (if this was all a great plan for fame). Kudos to you both, you have gotten the award. We are all officially afraid of you now OJ.